WORDS WOMEN USE

I think this is so funny because it's pretty dead on! Haha!


#1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

#2 FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

#3 NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

#4 GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

#5 LOUD SIGH:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

#6 THAT¹S OKAY:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#7 THANKS:
A woman is thanking you, do not question it, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

#8 WHATEVER:
Is a woman's way of saying F@#!K YOU!

#9 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT; I GOT IT:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself, and probably should have in the first place. This will later result in a man asking, What's wrong?
(Refer back to #3 for the woman¹s response.)

#10 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP:
It doesn't really mean thanks but it means that she has asked you over and over, and over to do this, and now that you have finally done it, she is thanking you for helping her not to ask you AGAIN!.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to
give them a good laugh, cause they know it¹s true!